20 Feb 2010

Sharky for feb & lol @ B Sq!!!!!!!

Well i'm off to Birmingham for a week so it's the end of month report!!

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My Roi is still the same as at the beginning of the month,i have played 454 games (not alot by some standards but good for me!!) & my total profit has gone up by 135 bucks. Now in theory i should be on more than that with the amount of games played but i had a couple of small times when it went really pear shaped!! My sharkscope graph for this month looks like the Alps,its only in the last week or so that ive got out of the slump & battled back to above where i started (which i'm obv well pleased about!!) I reckon if i didnt have to go away then i would have gone over the $400 profit mark & next month i hope to reach at least $500.(and dabble in a few more small buck mtt's!!)
My overall BR on UB is $453 (which includes all bonus' etc so at least i'm properly rolled (imo) for the $5 stt's which i was taking a risk on up until recently..........as for the fact that i've been playing a few $6 & occasional $10 games......well,no guts,no glory!!!!!!!

I was at work today reading my personal e-mails when i saw i had one from Blue Square,now i have only played free rolls on there a few months ago (my sn on there is toobloo) & the e-mail stated they had put some money into my a/c.............fanfuckingtastic i thought...more dough for nothing,lets hope i can make it work like on UB!
The trouble at work is our poxy comps are banned from certain subjects so i obv couldnt get on to B Sq to see how much i had.....(we guessed 5 or maybe even 10 bucks at least!!)
So i get home & have a look.................64 fucking pence!!.....yes......sixty bastard four shitty pence.
They had very kindly given me a whole dollar that converts on my a/c to 64p!!!!!!!!!!
So no problems i think.....what can i play??? Not a fucking lot is the answer,not even a 1 buck buy in as the rake is another 10 cents!! So i stick to a 20 cent 9 player stt (i think it was this tiny amount!!).....obv being a poker superstar i pwn the spakky lot of them & take 1st place..........for the grand prize of 1 dollar!! Now my a/c states the huge amount of £1.12........or a massive 2 bucks!! wow.....i have just joined the high rollers,next stop Bobbys room!!!!!!!!!

Right then,enough allready,i've got to be up at 5 o/c in the morning (fml!),see you in about 10 days.
glglgl on the tarbs.
smoothplz.

18 Feb 2010

A 4th & JT is god!!!

Carrying on from my last post,Ultimate Bet might be unsuitable for us UK players in the evening as they have very little traffic.....but the standard must be uber shitty!!
This can be backed up as i managed another FT in their 5 buck tourney!!
4th to be precise & with a couple of bountys it was worth just under $50. It took 4 poxy hours to get there and my progress hasnt been meteoric but i'm still happy with my play.
Obv it could have been better.....i started the FT in 4th & wanted to play super aggro to chip up quickly. I then in the space of 6 hands jizzed off a huge chunk against the shortys. 1st running AK into A rag....obv the twat hits his rag,then AK again into JJ........obv i river the K but only after matey flops his 3rd J!!! *sigh*
So i'm now short but it goes mental including the 2 big stacks colliding plus some hero shoves & we are down to 4.
I exit when short shoving the lot with 77 v KQ that finds a K to kick me into touch....gg me!!

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Interesting to see on Sharky that the 3 that finished above me are all in the red with negative ROI's (unlike me,brag,brag!!).......I'l be back mofos seeking revenge!!!!

Finally,we all know about the John Terry saga,loads of people slating him etc (gatsby even awarded him knob of the month.....allthough this was probably in honour of the tireless work his knob has been getting through just recently!!!!!!!)......now i might be a tad biased but like WTF..........Capello strips him of the captaincy but gives it to a clearly unfit geezer who not so long ago ''accidentaly'' ducks out of 2 (yes at least 2) official drugs tests....i wonder why he did that!!!!!!!
Ferdinand is never going to be properly match fit in time for the World Cup (or in my mind good enough) to replace JT as Captain...................Capello..you're a mug........get real!!!

Right.....i'm off to Birmingham on sunday for a week of boozing & missbehaving cunningly diguised as work,so maybe no more pokes this month,a post before i go showing my stats to date will follow in the next 2 days.

glgl to you all
smoothplz

12 Feb 2010

Mini,mini,tiny cash!!!

Wow,Ultimate Bet is really busy when its convenient for us UK players!! (about 9.30 in the evening)
At least i cashed i suppose,matey knocked the last 2 out so had a huge CL going into HU.
O well,next time!!


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3 Feb 2010

Mistakes are costly!!

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Getting better at these mtt's imo,just got to sort the mistakes out! I was coasting along quite nicely & gtd a final table when i fucked up big style. I get 10 10 in fairly early position but only decide to mini raise....the BB completes as its worth it with the antes etc,it flops Q55,I have a think,half pot it & he shoves,i call. Obv he 's got 54 o/s & its ta ta me!! Now i know he could have ATC here but i still had me ahead,any Q or 5 & i reckon he flats & lets me hang myself (which i did anyway!!!) O well,i made a huge few bucks profit,about5!!!! And it makes a change from the stt's. glgl.. smoothplz

1 Feb 2010

The 1st of Feb allready!!!!

When i posted my Sharkscope numbers for 1st jan they read 191 games & a total profit of $65.......On feb 1st they look like this;
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So all told i'm quite pleased,my overall BR including initial bonuses stands at £326 so i'm heading in the right direction.
Imo I goofed pretty bad by playing far too many HU games just to clear my bonus,my best results are playing 9 & 6 player stt's and not at the high variance HU tables. I reckon if i'd stuck to the stt's i wouldnt have got so much bonus ....BUT...i would have ended up winning more!! O well,we live and learn i suppose!!
I only had 60 days to clear the promo dough & that expired yesterday so i'm going to concentate on what ive being doing best at,and maybe a few small buy in mtt's............lets see where this takes us!!
Now i'm not saying i'm the next WSOP champ but the general standard on UB is fucking shocking imo!! I cant wait to get some more volume in & hopefully improve my stats (my ROI needs some improvement for a start,but that may be down to a couple of dodgy sessions where i ran like poo & too many HU games).......mark my words...it will be over 10% & total profit over 400 bucks by 1st March..............................................i hope!!
Ta for dropping by & glglgl on the tables.

smoothplz.